The Chaser's War On Everything

I'm a little slow discovering this show but now that I have I am completely addicted! "The Chaser's War On Everything" is this hilarious show that airs on ABC Australian Broadcast Company in Australia. It's hosted by this comedy troupe called "The Chaser" and covers several socio political topics. The show was on Hiatus in 2008 but is scheduled to return this year. Can't wait for more Australians to throw clips up on youtube!!

Americans



Paris Hilton

Wacky, Tacky, Obama

OK I know I just wrote a blog encouraging people to be consumers, but seriously... who is buying this shit right here???

Hang some history on your walls
in the form of a rug.


"Change Begins With Your Socks" ??


Get dirty sexy clean with Obama Soap


Yes We Can.
But White People Still Can't Jump.
Sorry.


I would only use this to take pictures of
people who look like Obama


Ok. Is the little one Bush? That'd be
really cute.


Put the Puzzle together while the O man
puts the economy back together.


Ba-ROCK


Reenact the Inauguration with
Obama Finger Puppet. Boring poem
lady coming soon.


You can have a pimp cup just like the
leader of the free world!


Enjoy this historic moment with a
beautiful plate you can't eat off of.


My New nametag for work


Add instant class to that room no one
is allowed to sit in.


Obama paper dolls.
A) Finally, I can undress Obama
B) Where can I get a "HOPE" Pimp chain?


Just what every dude wants staring at his junk


The Official Mi Obama phone.
Not Available in the US.
...?


Is there even a joke? Who has this in
their house? Tell me now so I can
sell them my useless crap.


Let the Obama Nightlight guide your
little ones to the shitter in the late hours.



The Obama doll. Will Smith doll
packaging sold separately.


The only person who should own
this is Obama.


Flavor Flav wore this around his
neck this morning.


"Bearack Obama" - $199.99
God Damnit.


Obama Chocolate Lollipop.
I'm gonna eat this fool. for real.


Give this crappy photoshopper your
real money and you'll get some *awesome*
fake Obama money. Good call.


This is basically the most amazing
thing I've ever seen. Not only can you
open your Obama blinds every morning
to in let the beautiful American sun, but
the kiddies can have a set of Obama
family blinds in their room!!
I've already placed like 5 orders for these, they are going all over my house!!!

Get Your Pastry-iotism On

DO YOU LIKE FREE STUFF? WHO DOESN'T. ARE YOU STOKED FOR OBAMA DAY? WHO ISN'T? SO LETS TAKE THIS HISTORIC EVENT AND PUT IT TO GOOD 'OLE CAPITALISTIC USE, SHALL WE?

Krispy Kreme will be giving away one free donut of choice to each customer today as part of their Inauguration celebration. Get 'em while they're hot!


Also, in part of a settled class action suit Macys, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Dillards, Bergdorf Goodman, Bergner's, Boston Store, Carson Pirie Scott, Gottschalks, Herberger's, Bloomingdales, Parisian, Younkers, and Saks have to give away a free item of high end makeup to anyone who can show proof that they purchased makeup between 1994-2003. Its first come, first served, and is only good for their debt of $175 million, so they are probably only doing it today. According to reports, Macys simply requires a signature, no proof of purchase.

Finally, this isn't free but, it is also the 10th anniversary of "The Powerpuff Girls" today. In celebration the entire series is hitting DVD including a never before seen documentary on creator Craig McCraken, and a brand new episode/ series finale entitled "The Powerpuff Girls RULE!" (It premiered last night on Cartoon Network). Its got everything a PPG fan could possibly want. YAY!

So get out there and start participating in some old fashioned consumerism. Lets do our part to make America great!

Goodbye 2008

Kiss 2008 goodbye by checking out my favorite 5's of the year that was.

Top 5 TV shows of the year
1. LOST - this got crazy good in Season 4, leaving us all desperate to know what the future holds for the Oceanic 6 who finally got off the island.

2. Top Chef - Last season took us to Chicago for Hot Dogs and Suburban block parties. This Season in New York is bringing a little more culture from the Euros and Team Rainbow! Can't wait to finish it off in 09.

3. Psych - Basically the best comedy on TV. If you haven't watched this show you are missing out.

4. Intervention - If you think your life is messed up, watch Intervention on A&E, trust me... things could be worse.

5. Real Housewives of Atlanta - GUILTY. PLEASURE.


Top 5 Music Videos of the year
1. "Up" The Saturdays

2. "Poker Face" Lady GAGA

3. "I Thought It Was Over" The Feeling

4. "Promises" Boy Kill Boy

5. "One Night Stand" Big City Kids (I can't resist, the whole family's in it)
;P


Top 5 Toys of the year
1. My Sony BDPS550 Bluray

2. Sidekick LX

3. Facebank

4. Lasonic Ghetto Blaster iPod Boom Box

5. Gun Egg Fryers



Top 5 Albums of the Year
1. The Jakes - Shake My Hand

2. Lady Gaga - The Fame

3. 3OH!3 - Want

4. Plain White T's - Big Bad World

5. The Cab - Whisper War


Top 5 Movies of the Year
1. Step Brothers

2. Iron Man

3. Cloverfield

4. Wall-E

5. Bolt



Top 5 repeaters to watch again in 2009
1. Forbidden Planet

2. Planet of the Apes

3. Grizzly Man


4. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

5. Hot Fuzz



Top 5 Books of the year
1. I Can Has Cheezburger by Prof. Happycat

2. More Forbidden Knowledge by Michael Powell

3. Levin Thumps by Obert Skye

4. Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander

5. Brisingr by Christopher Paolini


Top 5 Memorable Moments of the Year
1. Obama gets Elected

2. Spaghetti Cat

3. Comic-Con

4. YouTube Rick Rolled everyone

5. First Time you saw Sham Wow commercial